Define Spring Break

In Elementary school, spring break means a week to hang out with Mom and Dad. Maybe go on a vacation to visit family. Or head to Disneyland.

 

In High School, Spring Break means begging your parents to let you go to Mexico with your friends but instead sneaking out of your window to go see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie (totally not a personal story)

 

In college, spring break means alcohol, bathing suits, and maxing out your credit card in Vegas or Cancun.

 

After college you hear people talking about Spring Break and just get depressed because most employers don’t offer those.

 

But here at Lovesac Spring Break has a whole different meaning. It means summer preparation. Forget the gym. Forget the tanning salon. We might let you go to the Laundromat to wash your Sactionals covers though.

 

Head straight to Lovesac to get yourself ready for the summer.

We have killer new Sac Packages, Outdoor Sactionals, Outdoor Rugs, Umbrellas, Sactionals, Modern Bird Houses, and so much more!

 

Let me paint a picture for you: Your good friend sitting on your new Milkweed Super Sac…

 

Now…It’s Cinco De Mayo, so add the Sombrero and Margarita…

 

Much better right?

See how Lovesac can really improve a spring/summer holiday?

Our new Outdoor Sactionals can really bring a family together too.

 

Unfortunately that does not mean we can get the kids to put down the iPhones.

But we can make them comfortable enough to only half ignore you while tweeting.

Good news is Lovesac products are proven to turn this tweet:

@bieberluvr37: My Parents r SO Lame. OMFG have u seen this wire crap I have to sit on? Um ew mom. Get with it. Go to Lovesac.

Into:

@bieberluvr37: I would just like to state that not only have I decided to study for my SAT’s over spring break but I will make my mother breakfast in bed every morning and send my father to work with a fresh cup of coffee and well balanced lunch.

@bieberluvr37: Thanks for getting me Outdoor Sactionals @coolestmom22 and @tuffdad14. My life is complete.

Here’s more proof Lovesac products can really help mold your spring breakers into fine individuals:

16 year old Courtney Stodden’s parents never bought her Lovesac

 

This girl’s parents obviously did

 

We will let you decide how to start your spring break…but let’s be honest. The choice is clear. Purchasing Lovesac for your home will not only greatly improve your summer, but it will mold your children into fine individuals.

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