Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 4th of july, bean bags, couch, financing, furniture, furniture financing, furniture sale, lovesac, megan fox, military, military discounts, Outdoor furniture, party, party lounger, Sactionals, sale, southern california, summer, underwear, will ferell, wonder woman
America. F*$k YEAH!!!
Ok, Let’s be honest, when these blogs are written we try to be witty and draw your attention to our blog with pictures of hot girls and Will Ferrell in his underwear.
Then we sneak in some information on our most recent sale and subconsciously convince you that by purchasing Lovesac you will have the best living room setup you, or your friends, have ever seen. Which fortunately that’s true, and we are pretty convinced that by now you agree with us that Lovesac is awesome or you wouldn’t have read this far. And if you haven’t ever heard of Lovesac then keep reading-you might be pleased with what you find.
So, the Lovesac Sale of the Summer.
We’ll start here.
What says America more than debt?
Nothing. So we’re making it a little less painful with our 4th sale. How does 36 months, interest free sound? That’s 36 equal payments. That means you can buy a Party Lounger in the Lovesac Fan favorite Rhinoplush fabric for a little over $100 a month. You and I both know you spend more at Starbucks every month than that.
Now, as I’ve said multiple times, we have an advantage here in So Cal in that our weather rocks. Year round. Well ok, almost year round. It does occasionally hit the 50’s which is nearly unacceptable. One of the many perks of perfect year round weather is that we don’t have to wait for Summer to enjoy Barbeques, laying out, and summer games (bocce ball, badminton, horseshoes, croquet, water balloon fights, and super soaker battles). Moral of the store is that we spend a lot of time outside. So we like to be comfortable outside. And we like our Outdoor furniture to hold up to all of our Outdoor Shenanigans.
So we’re putting the Outdoor Sactionals on sale. Yep, we said we’d never do it. And we lied. We’re doing it. So say you buy a two base, four side outdoor setup we’ll throw in a third base for free. You can use it as an Ottoman, an extra seat, or a Bunker for protection from your crazy cousin who’s Ex-Military and takes squirt gun fights way too seriously.
That’s $500 for free. Which can be used on other product in the store, if you don’t want that 3rd base. Got a kid going off to college? Surprise them with a Citysac for free, instead of the extra base.
The Outdoor sale runs until July 15th and is going on now!
The Financing sale starts July 2nd, 2012 and runs until July 15th as well.
We live in America, we love America, and we love those who help keep it free.
Our military. Ask us about our military discount.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: bean bags, blankets, couch, furniture, gifts, modular, pillow pets, sacs, slippers, snoop dogg
Who says that? Oh yea, Snoop D-O Double G says it. Fo’ Shizzle.
So here at the Sacizzle we have some 5series Sactionizzies, and they’re the Bidness. Literally. The fabric we use is called Bidness Tweed. The color matches with just about any décor and can be dressed up or dressed down. It’s the shiznit. Fo’ Sheezy. –Ok, We’re done. (Maybe)
Pretty snazzy right? Here’s some of the perks of the Bidness Tweed. Other than it’s awesome name; giving you full rights to bust out Snoop Dogg every time you sit on it. It’s completely Modular like all of our Sactionals. It’s easy to move. It matches just about any décor. I mean come on, Grey Tweed? What doesn’t go with the color grey? It’s amazingly comfortable. It has the flexibility to fit in any space you are currently living in or move to in the future. And it being the 5 Series it will be slightly more cost effective for you. The most popular set up, being a 4 base, 5 side sactional would run you about $1699.00. Whereas the 6 series is about 20% more-to accommodate the size difference. The 5 series is going to run about 20% smaller than our 6 Series which makes it great for apartments, extra bedrooms, smaller living areas, offices, master suites, oversized kids bedrooms, man caves, reading corners, libraries, woman caves, or just chillin’ sippin’ on some Gin and Juice. Ok, Maybe we’re done with the Snoop references now…but probably not. Did I mention the lifetime guarantee on the frame? Yep, it’s true. Fo’ Rizzeal.
Now here at Lovesac we realize it’s the holidays (how we could we forget, we’ve been hearing the mall Christmas music since November) and not all of you are looking to purchase one of our awesome Sactionals quite yet. And that’s ok. We understand. We’ve got all the stuff you need to cross names off your gift list. Naughty or Nice.
Yep, we even sell snow. You’re welcome South Orange County. It looks strikingly similar to real snow, but it’s far less edible, and far less cold. One can gets you a decent amount of snow, but sorry Ski and Snowboard junkies-you’ll have to buy quite a bit to create a park in your backyard. Its only $5 so it’s great for your Secret Santa, White elephant, Stocking stuffers, or that guy at work who ALWAYS buys everyone in the office gifts.
Cute Slippers right? And the comfiest slippers your cold little toes will slip into. Ever. Seriously. They are stuffed with Memory foam and are similar to walking on a cloud-not that any of us really know what that feels like but we imagine it’s a lot like wearing LoveSac slippers. They also come in Cowphur. So not only are they comfy inside but they are SO soft outside. Great gift for anyone who has feet.
Do you love someone? Show them. Buy them a Love Throw or a King Blanket. The comfiest, warmest, cuddliest, softest blanket EVER. Seriously. No explanation needed, just come feel it.
Got little ones in your life? Know someone who is a pillow hog? Kid chairs are awesome for younger kids, big kids, or pets. We have Spay and Neuter enjoying them right now. Spay and Neuter are those adorable Grey and White puppies sitting on the kids chairs. They aren’t just stuffed animals. Oh no-they are so much more. They are stuffed with a blanket. Two birds, one stone. You’re also looking at the I Want Your Body Pillow. Filled with Down it may be the softest thing in your house. You can change your covers and customize it to your style. Great for the pillow hog in your life.
Do you know someone who lives for coffee, hot chocolate, or soup? Well Buddha, Udon, and Ramen bowls are for them. The Udon and Ramen bowl come with chopsticks and they are the perfect size. Great, Now we’re hungry and craving soup.
Don’t forget stuff for your Christmas tree!! We have adorable handmade Cow ornaments. The recycled cardboard tree makes for great office decoration. The Cow coaster? Perfect for your beer drinking outdoorsman. We also have paper wallets and cow finger puppets. Stocking stuffers galore we tell you!!!
***** Christmas Morning Hint: Before Christmas Eve stop into our store, Stock up on Furry Balls (designed solely to throw at people), and use them to wake up your crew on Christmas morning. I’m talking pelt them with furry balls. It’s punishment for not waking up in time for present unwrapping.
“That’s the bidness mayne, step my game up in this mayne
Long hours hard minutes mayne, with this hustle on splendid mayne
P.A. Perfect attendance mayne
Cause I’m a boss
Yeah, real bossy like, and sometimes flossy.”
Wait, what? Snoop must speak a different language. We speak Justin Bieber much more fluently here at LoveSac. (Just Kidding…kinda)
Peace out loyal Sacizzle Fansizzies. Word to your mother.
Wait. That was Vanilla Ice, huh?