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Happy Father’s Day, Dad’s!!
It’s time for another Lovesac Sale-but this time it’s for Dad’s!
I asked my Dad how I could get other Dad’s to read this blog, and he gave me this advice, “Brooklyn Decker, Free Sh$t, and a fart joke-but don’t tell your Mom I said Brooklyn Decker.” I keep finding out he’s (almost) always right, so I will listen to him.
1st: Brooklyn Decker
2nd: Free Sh$t*
When you buy something at Lovesac you get 10% of the purchase to use on product in the store, that same day. So, when you finally purchase that Sactional you’ve been eyeing for months, you can also get those matching Throw Pillows and Footsac for FREE.
Example: If you buy one of our 4 Base, 5 Side Chocolate Rhinoplush Sactionals for $2800, you get $280 worth of FREE stuff. Yep, FREE. You can use it on anything we have in stock!
3rd: Fart Joke
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
Happy Father’s Day to the Dad’s out there. We would love to help you celebrate at Lovesac.
*Promotion ends June 18th, 2012
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Look, we get it, being a Mom is HARD. REALLY HARD.
Sometimes you come home and see things like this:
At Lovesac the above problem can be solved by Machine-Washable covers. Or an inexpensive replacement of the covers that protected the insides of your Sactionals or Sacs.
Sometimes you see things like this too:
That we really can’t do much about, sorry. But I give the little guy props, at least he’s not evading the Police…yet.
And quite frankly we understand that things like this-
Make you feel like this woman:
We have a solution for you-hint hint to those buying Mom a gift for this weekend.
Our Pillowsac Package is the PERFECT solution for rest at last. It has a TWO lifetime warranty-so even the rowdiest of children will have a hard time destroying this. The covers come off and are Machine Washable-Paint, Peanut Butter, Crayons, Dirt, etc. don’t stand a chance. With our new Padded Rocker the walls and floors are safe from damage. Plus you get two matching throw pillows to tie it in. To your couch, bed, or bed-sheet tent. All of this is running between $549-$599 depending on the fabric you choose. Mom will thank you, eternally, but only after she takes a nap.
And for those of you who aren’t Mom’s, don’t live near your Mom, or have already come up with an ALMOST as awesome gift for her, the deal isn’t exclusive to Mom’s so come get yourself one.
I mean, Dog Mom’s deserve some rest too…
Hurry down, these prices are good as long as the packages last-and they’re going quickly.
See you soon.
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The answer is absolutely nothing. Diamonds, chocolate, flowers-overrated.
Seriously, who wants to hear, “Oh my gosh Ronnie, I love this necklace, my ex Johnny got me one JUST like this two years ago-but I gave it back to him when he cheated on me. But THANK YOU SO MUCH, I love it.”
Yeah, No thanks.
Or what about, “Oh Susie, I just love this chocolate, too bad I’m still working on losing the weight I gained during Playoffs eating wings and drinking beer, but Thanks, really, I hear chocolate can be low fat sometimes.”
The conversation should go more like this:
Girl: “OH MY GOSH you got me a- wait- this is a joke-NO WAY- You REALLY got me a LOVESAC, and not just any Lovesac but a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package with a Shortcake Swirlphur footsac. What do you want? I’ll do anything you want, anything.”
Guy: “Oh I just want to snuggle on the Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac. But babe, where’s my gift?”
Girl: (Leads him to mancave): “It’s that awesome 4 base 5 side sactional in Blue and Yellow because that’s the Chargers Colors and that’s your team and you need to be prepared to watch them win the Superbowl next year.” (Ok, so the Chargers part might be more exciting to the author of this blog than the imaginary male in this story)
Guy: “Marry Me.”
We at Lovesac MV imagine that’s how you would like your Valentine’s Day gift exchange to go. You know how they say every Kiss begins with Kay? Yeah, well every lasting relationship involves Lovesac.
So what’s this Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package we talked about?
We know…It does scream Love.
The package comes with a Pillowsac insert ($300 reg.), two Rhubarb Swirl throw pillows ($50 each reg.), a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac Cover ($200 reg.), a Rocker frame ($100 reg.), and a Swirl Phur Footsac (either Shortcake, Eskimo, or Mousse) ($229 reg). So in case you weren’t adding that up the regular total is: $829. BUT, we are offering all of those delicious goodies for only $549.
Just started dating your Valentine and not too excited about spending too much on them yet? Then just grab a Swirl Phur Footsac for $149.
And if you’re flying solo this V-day let us remind you why that’s not such a bad thing (or if you just need a laugh):
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
‘The first ten years are the hardest.’
‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.
‘Ten years’, he replied.
Happy Valentine’s Day