It’s the Bidness.
December 9, 2011, 12:10 am
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Who says that? Oh yea, Snoop D-O Double G says it. Fo’ Shizzle.

 

 So here at the Sacizzle we have some 5series Sactionizzies, and they’re the Bidness. Literally. The fabric we use is called Bidness Tweed. The color matches with just about any décor and can be dressed up or dressed down. It’s the shiznit. Fo’ Sheezy. –Ok, We’re done. (Maybe)

 

Pretty snazzy right? Here’s some of the perks of the Bidness Tweed. Other than it’s awesome name; giving you full rights to bust out Snoop Dogg every time you sit on it. It’s completely Modular like all of our Sactionals. It’s easy to move. It matches just about any décor. I mean come on, Grey Tweed? What doesn’t go with the color grey? It’s amazingly comfortable. It has the flexibility to fit in any space you are currently living in or move to in the future. And it being the 5 Series it will be slightly more cost effective for you. The most popular set up, being a 4 base, 5 side sactional would run you about $1699.00. Whereas the 6 series is about 20% more-to accommodate the size difference. The 5 series is going to run about 20% smaller than our 6 Series which makes it great for apartments, extra bedrooms, smaller living areas, offices, master suites, oversized kids bedrooms, man caves, reading corners, libraries, woman caves, or just chillin’ sippin’ on some Gin and Juice. Ok, Maybe we’re done with the Snoop references now…but probably not. Did I mention the lifetime guarantee on the frame? Yep, it’s true. Fo’ Rizzeal.

Now here at Lovesac we realize it’s the holidays (how we could we forget, we’ve been hearing the mall Christmas music since November) and not all of you are looking to purchase one of our awesome Sactionals quite yet. And that’s ok. We understand. We’ve got all the stuff you need to cross names off your gift list. Naughty or Nice.

 

Yep, we even sell snow. You’re welcome South Orange County. It looks strikingly similar to real snow, but it’s far less edible, and far less cold. One can gets you a decent amount of snow, but sorry Ski and Snowboard junkies-you’ll have to buy quite a bit to create a park in your backyard. Its only $5 so it’s great for your Secret Santa, White elephant, Stocking stuffers, or that guy at work who ALWAYS buys everyone in the office gifts.

 

Cute Slippers right? And the comfiest slippers your cold little toes will slip into. Ever. Seriously. They are stuffed with Memory foam and are similar to walking on a cloud-not that any of us really know what that feels like but we imagine it’s a lot like wearing LoveSac slippers. They also come in Cowphur. So not only are they comfy inside but they are SO soft outside. Great gift for anyone who has feet.

 

Do you love someone? Show them. Buy them a Love Throw or a King Blanket. The comfiest, warmest, cuddliest, softest blanket EVER. Seriously. No explanation needed, just come feel it.

Got little ones in your life? Know someone who is a pillow hog? Kid chairs are awesome for younger kids, big kids, or pets. We have Spay and Neuter enjoying them right now. Spay and Neuter are those adorable Grey and White puppies sitting on the kids chairs. They aren’t just stuffed animals. Oh no-they are so much more. They are stuffed with a blanket. Two birds, one stone. You’re also looking at the I Want Your Body Pillow. Filled with Down it may be the softest thing in your house. You can change your covers and customize it to your style. Great for the pillow hog in your life.

 

Do you know someone who lives for coffee, hot chocolate, or soup? Well Buddha, Udon, and Ramen bowls are for them. The Udon and Ramen bowl come with chopsticks and they are the perfect size. Great, Now we’re hungry and craving soup.

 

Don’t forget stuff for your Christmas tree!! We have adorable handmade Cow ornaments. The recycled cardboard tree makes for great office decoration. The Cow coaster? Perfect for your beer drinking outdoorsman. We also have paper wallets and cow finger puppets. Stocking stuffers galore we tell you!!!

***** Christmas Morning Hint: Before Christmas Eve stop into our store, Stock up on Furry Balls (designed solely to throw at people), and use them to wake up your crew on Christmas morning. I’m talking pelt them with furry balls. It’s punishment for not waking up in time for present unwrapping.

In closing:

“That’s the bidness mayne, step my game up in this mayne

Long hours hard minutes mayne, with this hustle on splendid mayne

P.A. Perfect attendance mayne

Cause I’m a boss

Yeah, real bossy like, and sometimes flossy.”

Wait, what? Snoop must speak a different language. We speak Justin Bieber much more fluently here at LoveSac. (Just Kidding…kinda)

Peace out loyal Sacizzle Fansizzies. Word to your mother.

Wait. That was Vanilla Ice, huh?

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