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So Hop on down to Lovesac and check out our Easter Sale!!
Ok, I apologize, but cheesy isn’t our game.
Sales are though.
When most people think of Easter they think about egg hunts, bunnies, spring time, and most of all CHOCOLATE.
Now, we don’t sell edible chocolate, we sell comfortable chocolate.
And we’re going to give you money off of that chocolate.
The 6S Sactionals in Chocolate Rhino Plush will get you 20% off of the covers.
The 5S Sactionals in Chocolate Velvish will be offered at 10% off.
The good news is, at least as far as the 6S goes, we have quite a bit in stock. So, chances are you will have your set up in time for the family to visit this weekend. And if we don’t we can get it to you within a few weeks. So you will be nice and cozy in a timely manner.
This sale ends April 9th so hurry in. And we promise not to judge if you hop in. We actually will probably hi-five you. Because, that’s what we do.
Also, don’t forget that we offer free & no obligation in home consultations. So if you aren’t sure about the Chocolate matching whatever you have in your house we can “hop” on over and check it out for you and offer you our professional LoveSac design opinion.
We know you don’t want to get caught at the Peep Show while the kids are hunting for Eggs filled with candy.
James Stewart loved Easter so much he had an imaginary bunny named Harvey. Who would’ve loved a Chocolate Movie Lounger!
Now try not to insult your family members too much.
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We’re celebrating Leap Year the best way we know how!! While the universe is giving us an extra day this year, we are giving you extra money in your pocket when you buy a Lovesac Sactional!!!
When you buy any Naked 6S pieces you will get 29% off of your Premade Covers. Your cover choices include: Chocolate, Taupe, and Seawater Rhinoplush. Beaver and Blackbear Phur. Black, Red, or Tan Herringsuede.
That means a 4 base 5 Side Chocolate Rhinoplush Sactional that normally costs $2800.00 would cost you $2553.50. That’s almost $300 extra in your pocket!!
It’s ok, we know-we’re too nice.
We’re also offering FREE drop shipping to your home anywhere in the Continental United States. Which means you don’t even have to lug the product out of here-unless of course you want to. It’s how we all got so BUFF.
Offer Valid through March 11th, 2012.
See you soon.
We will PUMP *clap* you UP
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The answer is absolutely nothing. Diamonds, chocolate, flowers-overrated.
Seriously, who wants to hear, “Oh my gosh Ronnie, I love this necklace, my ex Johnny got me one JUST like this two years ago-but I gave it back to him when he cheated on me. But THANK YOU SO MUCH, I love it.”
Yeah, No thanks.
Or what about, “Oh Susie, I just love this chocolate, too bad I’m still working on losing the weight I gained during Playoffs eating wings and drinking beer, but Thanks, really, I hear chocolate can be low fat sometimes.”
The conversation should go more like this:
Girl: “OH MY GOSH you got me a- wait- this is a joke-NO WAY- You REALLY got me a LOVESAC, and not just any Lovesac but a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package with a Shortcake Swirlphur footsac. What do you want? I’ll do anything you want, anything.”
Guy: “Oh I just want to snuggle on the Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac. But babe, where’s my gift?”
Girl: (Leads him to mancave): “It’s that awesome 4 base 5 side sactional in Blue and Yellow because that’s the Chargers Colors and that’s your team and you need to be prepared to watch them win the Superbowl next year.” (Ok, so the Chargers part might be more exciting to the author of this blog than the imaginary male in this story)
Guy: “Marry Me.”
We at Lovesac MV imagine that’s how you would like your Valentine’s Day gift exchange to go. You know how they say every Kiss begins with Kay? Yeah, well every lasting relationship involves Lovesac.
So what’s this Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package we talked about?
We know…It does scream Love.
The package comes with a Pillowsac insert ($300 reg.), two Rhubarb Swirl throw pillows ($50 each reg.), a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac Cover ($200 reg.), a Rocker frame ($100 reg.), and a Swirl Phur Footsac (either Shortcake, Eskimo, or Mousse) ($229 reg). So in case you weren’t adding that up the regular total is: $829. BUT, we are offering all of those delicious goodies for only $549.
Just started dating your Valentine and not too excited about spending too much on them yet? Then just grab a Swirl Phur Footsac for $149.
And if you’re flying solo this V-day let us remind you why that’s not such a bad thing (or if you just need a laugh):
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
‘The first ten years are the hardest.’
‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.
‘Ten years’, he replied.
Happy Valentine’s Day