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Happy Father’s Day, Dad’s!!
It’s time for another Lovesac Sale-but this time it’s for Dad’s!
I asked my Dad how I could get other Dad’s to read this blog, and he gave me this advice, “Brooklyn Decker, Free Sh$t, and a fart joke-but don’t tell your Mom I said Brooklyn Decker.” I keep finding out he’s (almost) always right, so I will listen to him.
1st: Brooklyn Decker
2nd: Free Sh$t*
When you buy something at Lovesac you get 10% of the purchase to use on product in the store, that same day. So, when you finally purchase that Sactional you’ve been eyeing for months, you can also get those matching Throw Pillows and Footsac for FREE.
Example: If you buy one of our 4 Base, 5 Side Chocolate Rhinoplush Sactionals for $2800, you get $280 worth of FREE stuff. Yep, FREE. You can use it on anything we have in stock!
3rd: Fart Joke
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
Happy Father’s Day to the Dad’s out there. We would love to help you celebrate at Lovesac.
*Promotion ends June 18th, 2012