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In Elementary school, spring break means a week to hang out with Mom and Dad. Maybe go on a vacation to visit family. Or head to Disneyland.
In High School, Spring Break means begging your parents to let you go to Mexico with your friends but instead sneaking out of your window to go see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie (totally not a personal story)
In college, spring break means alcohol, bathing suits, and maxing out your credit card in Vegas or Cancun.
After college you hear people talking about Spring Break and just get depressed because most employers don’t offer those.
But here at Lovesac Spring Break has a whole different meaning. It means summer preparation. Forget the gym. Forget the tanning salon. We might let you go to the Laundromat to wash your Sactionals covers though.
Head straight to Lovesac to get yourself ready for the summer.
We have killer new Sac Packages, Outdoor Sactionals, Outdoor Rugs, Umbrellas, Sactionals, Modern Bird Houses, and so much more!
Let me paint a picture for you: Your good friend sitting on your new Milkweed Super Sac…
Now…It’s Cinco De Mayo, so add the Sombrero and Margarita…
Much better right?
See how Lovesac can really improve a spring/summer holiday?
Our new Outdoor Sactionals can really bring a family together too.
Unfortunately that does not mean we can get the kids to put down the iPhones.
But we can make them comfortable enough to only half ignore you while tweeting.
Good news is Lovesac products are proven to turn this tweet:
@bieberluvr37: My Parents r SO Lame. OMFG have u seen this wire crap I have to sit on? Um ew mom. Get with it. Go to Lovesac.
@bieberluvr37: I would just like to state that not only have I decided to study for my SAT’s over spring break but I will make my mother breakfast in bed every morning and send my father to work with a fresh cup of coffee and well balanced lunch.
@bieberluvr37: Thanks for getting me Outdoor Sactionals @coolestmom22 and @tuffdad14. My life is complete.
Here’s more proof Lovesac products can really help mold your spring breakers into fine individuals:
16 year old Courtney Stodden’s parents never bought her Lovesac
This girl’s parents obviously did
We will let you decide how to start your spring break…but let’s be honest. The choice is clear. Purchasing Lovesac for your home will not only greatly improve your summer, but it will mold your children into fine individuals.
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The answer is absolutely nothing. Diamonds, chocolate, flowers-overrated.
Seriously, who wants to hear, “Oh my gosh Ronnie, I love this necklace, my ex Johnny got me one JUST like this two years ago-but I gave it back to him when he cheated on me. But THANK YOU SO MUCH, I love it.”
Yeah, No thanks.
Or what about, “Oh Susie, I just love this chocolate, too bad I’m still working on losing the weight I gained during Playoffs eating wings and drinking beer, but Thanks, really, I hear chocolate can be low fat sometimes.”
The conversation should go more like this:
Girl: “OH MY GOSH you got me a- wait- this is a joke-NO WAY- You REALLY got me a LOVESAC, and not just any Lovesac but a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package with a Shortcake Swirlphur footsac. What do you want? I’ll do anything you want, anything.”
Guy: “Oh I just want to snuggle on the Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac. But babe, where’s my gift?”
Girl: (Leads him to mancave): “It’s that awesome 4 base 5 side sactional in Blue and Yellow because that’s the Chargers Colors and that’s your team and you need to be prepared to watch them win the Superbowl next year.” (Ok, so the Chargers part might be more exciting to the author of this blog than the imaginary male in this story)
Guy: “Marry Me.”
We at Lovesac MV imagine that’s how you would like your Valentine’s Day gift exchange to go. You know how they say every Kiss begins with Kay? Yeah, well every lasting relationship involves Lovesac.
So what’s this Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package we talked about?
We know…It does scream Love.
The package comes with a Pillowsac insert ($300 reg.), two Rhubarb Swirl throw pillows ($50 each reg.), a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac Cover ($200 reg.), a Rocker frame ($100 reg.), and a Swirl Phur Footsac (either Shortcake, Eskimo, or Mousse) ($229 reg). So in case you weren’t adding that up the regular total is: $829. BUT, we are offering all of those delicious goodies for only $549.
Just started dating your Valentine and not too excited about spending too much on them yet? Then just grab a Swirl Phur Footsac for $149.
And if you’re flying solo this V-day let us remind you why that’s not such a bad thing (or if you just need a laugh):
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
‘The first ten years are the hardest.’
‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.
‘Ten years’, he replied.
Happy Valentine’s Day