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America. F*$k YEAH!!!
Ok, Let’s be honest, when these blogs are written we try to be witty and draw your attention to our blog with pictures of hot girls and Will Ferrell in his underwear.
Then we sneak in some information on our most recent sale and subconsciously convince you that by purchasing Lovesac you will have the best living room setup you, or your friends, have ever seen. Which fortunately that’s true, and we are pretty convinced that by now you agree with us that Lovesac is awesome or you wouldn’t have read this far. And if you haven’t ever heard of Lovesac then keep reading-you might be pleased with what you find.
So, the Lovesac Sale of the Summer.
We’ll start here.
What says America more than debt?
Nothing. So we’re making it a little less painful with our 4th sale. How does 36 months, interest free sound? That’s 36 equal payments. That means you can buy a Party Lounger in the Lovesac Fan favorite Rhinoplush fabric for a little over $100 a month. You and I both know you spend more at Starbucks every month than that.
Now, as I’ve said multiple times, we have an advantage here in So Cal in that our weather rocks. Year round. Well ok, almost year round. It does occasionally hit the 50’s which is nearly unacceptable. One of the many perks of perfect year round weather is that we don’t have to wait for Summer to enjoy Barbeques, laying out, and summer games (bocce ball, badminton, horseshoes, croquet, water balloon fights, and super soaker battles). Moral of the store is that we spend a lot of time outside. So we like to be comfortable outside. And we like our Outdoor furniture to hold up to all of our Outdoor Shenanigans.
So we’re putting the Outdoor Sactionals on sale. Yep, we said we’d never do it. And we lied. We’re doing it. So say you buy a two base, four side outdoor setup we’ll throw in a third base for free. You can use it as an Ottoman, an extra seat, or a Bunker for protection from your crazy cousin who’s Ex-Military and takes squirt gun fights way too seriously.
That’s $500 for free. Which can be used on other product in the store, if you don’t want that 3rd base. Got a kid going off to college? Surprise them with a Citysac for free, instead of the extra base.
The Outdoor sale runs until July 15th and is going on now!
The Financing sale starts July 2nd, 2012 and runs until July 15th as well.
We live in America, we love America, and we love those who help keep it free.
Our military. Ask us about our military discount.
Filed under: Home Furnishings | Tags: baby daddy, beanbags, Brooklyn Decker, dad, dads, fart jokes, father's day, fathers day sale, free, free furniture, free stuff, Justin Bieber dad, lovesac, Maury Povich, Paternity test, sacs, Sactionals, sales, The Maury Show
Happy Father’s Day, Dad’s!!
It’s time for another Lovesac Sale-but this time it’s for Dad’s!
I asked my Dad how I could get other Dad’s to read this blog, and he gave me this advice, “Brooklyn Decker, Free Sh$t, and a fart joke-but don’t tell your Mom I said Brooklyn Decker.” I keep finding out he’s (almost) always right, so I will listen to him.
1st: Brooklyn Decker
2nd: Free Sh$t*
When you buy something at Lovesac you get 10% of the purchase to use on product in the store, that same day. So, when you finally purchase that Sactional you’ve been eyeing for months, you can also get those matching Throw Pillows and Footsac for FREE.
Example: If you buy one of our 4 Base, 5 Side Chocolate Rhinoplush Sactionals for $2800, you get $280 worth of FREE stuff. Yep, FREE. You can use it on anything we have in stock!
3rd: Fart Joke
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The man replied, “It’s fart football… I just scored.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
Happy Father’s Day to the Dad’s out there. We would love to help you celebrate at Lovesac.
*Promotion ends June 18th, 2012
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Look, we get it, being a Mom is HARD. REALLY HARD.
Sometimes you come home and see things like this:
At Lovesac the above problem can be solved by Machine-Washable covers. Or an inexpensive replacement of the covers that protected the insides of your Sactionals or Sacs.
Sometimes you see things like this too:
That we really can’t do much about, sorry. But I give the little guy props, at least he’s not evading the Police…yet.
And quite frankly we understand that things like this-
Make you feel like this woman:
We have a solution for you-hint hint to those buying Mom a gift for this weekend.
Our Pillowsac Package is the PERFECT solution for rest at last. It has a TWO lifetime warranty-so even the rowdiest of children will have a hard time destroying this. The covers come off and are Machine Washable-Paint, Peanut Butter, Crayons, Dirt, etc. don’t stand a chance. With our new Padded Rocker the walls and floors are safe from damage. Plus you get two matching throw pillows to tie it in. To your couch, bed, or bed-sheet tent. All of this is running between $549-$599 depending on the fabric you choose. Mom will thank you, eternally, but only after she takes a nap.
And for those of you who aren’t Mom’s, don’t live near your Mom, or have already come up with an ALMOST as awesome gift for her, the deal isn’t exclusive to Mom’s so come get yourself one.
I mean, Dog Mom’s deserve some rest too…
Hurry down, these prices are good as long as the packages last-and they’re going quickly.
See you soon.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cinco de mayo, cool parents, courtney stodden, disneyland, gtl, harry potter, jersey shore, lovesac, margaritas, office space, outdoor sactionals, parenting, sac packages, Sactionals, spring break, spring breakers, teenagers, twitter
In Elementary school, spring break means a week to hang out with Mom and Dad. Maybe go on a vacation to visit family. Or head to Disneyland.
In High School, Spring Break means begging your parents to let you go to Mexico with your friends but instead sneaking out of your window to go see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie (totally not a personal story)
In college, spring break means alcohol, bathing suits, and maxing out your credit card in Vegas or Cancun.
After college you hear people talking about Spring Break and just get depressed because most employers don’t offer those.
But here at Lovesac Spring Break has a whole different meaning. It means summer preparation. Forget the gym. Forget the tanning salon. We might let you go to the Laundromat to wash your Sactionals covers though.
Head straight to Lovesac to get yourself ready for the summer.
We have killer new Sac Packages, Outdoor Sactionals, Outdoor Rugs, Umbrellas, Sactionals, Modern Bird Houses, and so much more!
Let me paint a picture for you: Your good friend sitting on your new Milkweed Super Sac…
Now…It’s Cinco De Mayo, so add the Sombrero and Margarita…
Much better right?
See how Lovesac can really improve a spring/summer holiday?
Our new Outdoor Sactionals can really bring a family together too.
Unfortunately that does not mean we can get the kids to put down the iPhones.
But we can make them comfortable enough to only half ignore you while tweeting.
Good news is Lovesac products are proven to turn this tweet:
@bieberluvr37: My Parents r SO Lame. OMFG have u seen this wire crap I have to sit on? Um ew mom. Get with it. Go to Lovesac.
@bieberluvr37: I would just like to state that not only have I decided to study for my SAT’s over spring break but I will make my mother breakfast in bed every morning and send my father to work with a fresh cup of coffee and well balanced lunch.
@bieberluvr37: Thanks for getting me Outdoor Sactionals @coolestmom22 and @tuffdad14. My life is complete.
Here’s more proof Lovesac products can really help mold your spring breakers into fine individuals:
16 year old Courtney Stodden’s parents never bought her Lovesac
This girl’s parents obviously did
We will let you decide how to start your spring break…but let’s be honest. The choice is clear. Purchasing Lovesac for your home will not only greatly improve your summer, but it will mold your children into fine individuals.
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Happy Holiday from the LoveSac MV Crew
Holiday greetings from all of us here at LoveSac MV. We are super excited to be going through the holidays with such an awesome team and we have decided it’s time you get to know them a little better.
Let’s start with us as a whole:
Left To Right: Erin, Matt, Stacy (Mama Sac), Steven, Ryan (lower), Bryan.
Yep, that’s our crew, and yes, Derek Zoolander was right when he said that there was more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I’m not just talking about the Top Grain Cigar Brown Leather Sactional we are sitting on…
So we’ll start with Mama Sac, The Big Cheese, The Hot Brunette, Our Store Manager-Stacy. You can find Stacy furiously responding to emails and following up with one of her many loyal clients for no reason other than she really likes her clients. She won’t pull the manager card unless she has to and falls into the category “Coolest boss ever” for all of us. Her Sac specialty would be convincing you to kick back in a Sac when you’re standing outside the store wondering what in the heck those huge fluffy things are in the store called LoveSac.
Next up we have Baby Sac, The Almost Big Cheese, The guy with Durafoam Lungs, Our Acting Assistant Manager-Bryan. Bryan is most commonly found at LoveSac. We sometimes debate whether he ever actually goes home. He picks up the rest of our slack if we’re having an off day (which doesn’t happen because we’re all perfect). And he’s really good at Sac/Sactional Tetris in our back room. Bryan’s Sac specialty would have to be attention to detail, you better believe he will point out the amazing stitching, the handmade sides, and maybe even find a super slightly crooked staple just to prove how handmade our Sactionals really are.
And now we have Bat Sac, Guru Sac, Buddha Sac-Steven. Steven is commonly found walking the mall telling his friends, who work at other locations and frequent our store on breaks, about our awesome package deals (Cowphur Super for $699? Yes, I know. Get it while it lasts). His clients are always happy and almost always come back for more. He has a serious affinity for Batman and we’re not quite sure, but he may wear the bat symbol, in some form, daily. Steven’s Sac specialty is his Sactional Demo, he will get a Sactional Demo in-no matter what. Sometimes he just does the demo to no one in hopes it will catch someone’s eye. He wants EVERYONE who walks through our door to see how awesome they really are.
Up next is Pika Sac (and he’ll kill us for using that nickname), our class clown, the guy in glasses-Ryan. Ryan can be found making all of us laugh so hard our abs hurt. He’s relatively new to our team and has caught on quickly. He has the details down and will research anything you ask about to make sure he gives you the best and most accurate answer. For instance, he would tell you that we have less than half of the Sac Packages we got and they are going fast. So not to rush you or anything, but these things are flying out the door. Ok, we’re rushing you. Ryan’s Sac specialty would be his ability to make our clients feel right at home in our store. After all, most of our stuff ends up in their homes, right?
Now we have the yet-to-be-nicknamed Sac, the other girl, the only blonde-Erin. Erin is also new to the store and can often be found flipping through our new Made in America swatches coming up with fabric combos for future clients. She won’t miss an opportunity to tell you how much her dog loves the Movie Sac she has at home. Her Sac Specialty would have to be her incredibly good looks, her mind blowing brains, her wit and charm, and so much more. (Ok, so maybe she is writing this blog and didn’t know what to write so she decided to pretend to be really cocky and write a run on sentence explaining herself when she was really being super sarcastic and is pretty confident she knows her stuff at LoveSac with a whole lot to learn too) Phew, her high school English teacher would have HATED that parenthesis.
And last but definitely not least we have our Young Gun, the newest addition to our team, our Runner-Matt. Matt was brought on to prevent the rest of us from ripping our hair out of our heads. He can be found fluffing Sacs. He also can be found after you purchase your perfectly fluffed Sac, he will load your very own Sac in your car for you, explain how they work, and send you off with a smile. Matt has gone above and beyond to learn about our product and if he has some down time, he isn’t afraid to dive in and show you how awesome our products are. His Sac specialty would have to be his ability to carry all our heavy stuff for us. Especially when it’s just Stacy and Erin here, their muscles aren’t up to par. But his specialties are growing rapidly so look for the updated blog on our staff this spring.
Now, quick reminder ladies and gents: These Sac packages are flying out the door. And we aren’t trying to be pushy sales people (no commission here). They seriously are flying out the door. For example, we were equipped with sixty Super Sac Cowphur packages and are down to about twenty left. Once we run out, we don’t get more. So if you’re debating getting a sac package don’t hesitate. The one you want could be gone.
The packages we have available are:
SuperSac: (Most include: Sac, Squattoman, both covers, TubeSac, and Soda Sac) Cowphur (also includes blanket), Green Wildthings, Brown or Black Microleather, Red Dot, Crème Knitted, Brown Houndstooth, and a few others. These range from $599-$699.
MovieSac: (Most include: Sac, Squattoman, both covers, TubeSac, and Soda Sac) Cheetah Chenille, Brown or Black Microleather, and Red Dot. Ranging from $499-$599
PillowSac: (Includes Sac, Sac Cover, The Rocker, two matching throw pillows) Green Houndstooth, Black and White Flannel, Bamboo Green, and the HoneyBadger. Ranging from $499-$550
CitySac: (Most include: Sac, Squattoman, both covers, TubeSac, and Soda Sac) Cowphur (includes Kobe, the blanket stuffed cow), Brown Houndstooth, and Black Leather. Ranging from $449-$549.
See you soon and Happy Holidays.