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The answer is absolutely nothing. Diamonds, chocolate, flowers-overrated.
Seriously, who wants to hear, “Oh my gosh Ronnie, I love this necklace, my ex Johnny got me one JUST like this two years ago-but I gave it back to him when he cheated on me. But THANK YOU SO MUCH, I love it.”
Yeah, No thanks.
Or what about, “Oh Susie, I just love this chocolate, too bad I’m still working on losing the weight I gained during Playoffs eating wings and drinking beer, but Thanks, really, I hear chocolate can be low fat sometimes.”
The conversation should go more like this:
Girl: “OH MY GOSH you got me a- wait- this is a joke-NO WAY- You REALLY got me a LOVESAC, and not just any Lovesac but a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package with a Shortcake Swirlphur footsac. What do you want? I’ll do anything you want, anything.”
Guy: “Oh I just want to snuggle on the Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac. But babe, where’s my gift?”
Girl: (Leads him to mancave): “It’s that awesome 4 base 5 side sactional in Blue and Yellow because that’s the Chargers Colors and that’s your team and you need to be prepared to watch them win the Superbowl next year.” (Ok, so the Chargers part might be more exciting to the author of this blog than the imaginary male in this story)
Guy: “Marry Me.”
We at Lovesac MV imagine that’s how you would like your Valentine’s Day gift exchange to go. You know how they say every Kiss begins with Kay? Yeah, well every lasting relationship involves Lovesac.
So what’s this Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac package we talked about?
We know…It does scream Love.
The package comes with a Pillowsac insert ($300 reg.), two Rhubarb Swirl throw pillows ($50 each reg.), a Mousse Swirlphur Pillowsac Cover ($200 reg.), a Rocker frame ($100 reg.), and a Swirl Phur Footsac (either Shortcake, Eskimo, or Mousse) ($229 reg). So in case you weren’t adding that up the regular total is: $829. BUT, we are offering all of those delicious goodies for only $549.
Just started dating your Valentine and not too excited about spending too much on them yet? Then just grab a Swirl Phur Footsac for $149.
And if you’re flying solo this V-day let us remind you why that’s not such a bad thing (or if you just need a laugh):
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
‘The first ten years are the hardest.’
‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.
‘Ten years’, he replied.
Happy Valentine’s Day
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Happy Lovesac New Year!!!
The typical American celebrates the New Year on January 1st.
Some celebrate the Chinese New Year.
But here at LoveSac we celebrate the Lovesac New Year!!
What is the Lovesac New Year? Well, technically it’s the end of the Fiscal year. But that’s boring. So what it means is that it’s time we start rolling out some new stuff. Really awesome new stuff. While most of this isn’t available yet, it will be in the upcoming year. And we are excited about it!!
Are you ready for your sneak peek?
There’s the basics, you know, new fabrics, new packages, awesome deals…
But the big thing this year…
The thing everyone wants to know about…
The thing Sac’rs are most excited about…
The hot item for 2012…
The thing you use year round in So Cal…
The ever changing…
Yep, you heard it here first.
OUTDOOR furniture coming to Lovesac!!!
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!!
We don’t have official photos yet, but here’s a sneak peek of Shawny D himself testing the new outdoor fabric out…
Excited? So are we.
We also will be offering outdoor covers for your Sacs?
Lovesac your backyard?
Look for updates around February or March.
The Outdoor photo shoots are in progress as I type…
Are you ready?
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It’s that time of year. You know, where everyone looks at their furniture and thinks to themselves, “What the h-e- double hockey sticks was I thinking when I bought this?” It’s a new year, it’s time for change.
Looks better doesn’t it?
That’s a 4 base 5 side Sactionals set up in Chocolate Rhinoplush. That typically runs around $2800. Not bad considering it has a lifetime warranty on the frame and it’s the ever changing couch. (not to be confused with the everlasting gobstopper)
So what’s the sale you ask? Let me break it down for you, basically, you’re getting free stuff. With a 4 base 5 side set up in Chocolate or Taupe Rhinoplush you get a free City Sac insert worth $300. You only have to buy the cover of your choice. Already have 5 City Sacs and just cannot fathom one more in your house? Fine, instead of the City Sac insert we’ll give you a 5th base for free. You just pay for the cover-a mere $150. So for $2950 you would get a 5 base, 5 side Rhinoplush sectional. Whereas that normally runs at $3250. Woah. I know.
We don’t always do sales, but when we do, we make them awesome.
Full rundown of the deals available in store (all 6 series Sactionals):
4 Base, 5 Side in Chocolate or Taupe Rhinoplush: free City Sac insert or $300 off of additional purchase.
4 Base, 7 Side in Chocolate or Taupe Rhinoplush: Free City Sac insert and ½ off of cover. Or, $375 off of additional purchase.
6 Base, 8 Side in Chocolate or Taupe Rhinoplush: Free Super Sac insert or $500 off of additional purchase.
Plus, we still have amazing Sac Packages available.
So come on in, talk to your favorite Sac’r and take advantage of this sale. We don’t know when or if we will have another one anytime soon, and we REALLY want to make sure you get the most bang for your buck!!
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Ok, so maybe the Most Interesting Man in the World doesn’t “officially” endorse Sactionals, but we bet if he had knowledge of them he totally would.
Let’s start with the basics: Yes-this is a LoveSac Sactionals you are looking at above. Is your mind overloaded with Classiness? It’s ok, ours too. This Sactionals happens to be lucky enough to be covered with our Top Grain, Cigar Brown Leather. Look, if you’re one of those leather skeptics don’t knock it till you try it. Erin (remember, the blonde one) HATES leather. For no reason other than personal opinion and strangeness….. But she’s already plotting how to save up for a Cigar Brown Sactionals. What converted her you ask? Direct Quote: “It’s just F&*$ing Sexy.” (And such a lady about it)
She doesn’t always prefer leather, but when she does she prefers LoveSac Top Grain.
Now, let’s break it down…
Which is exactly what you can do with our Sactionals-break them down.
I’m sure most of our loyal fans are familiar with our Sactionals and how they work but just in case you’re not we’ll recap really quickly.
They are 100% Modular. You buy our Sactionals Naked and by piece. Then you purchase the covers of your choice and set it up how you please. Above is the Movie Lounger set up. 4 bases, 4 sides. The first picture posted is a 4 base 5 side. So, very similar pieces, tons of options.
The Cigar Brown leather is the PRIMO fabric covers we have in our store. Don’t get us wrong, our other 400 fabrics are top notch but the Cigar Brown is MIND BLOWING. It’s about as high end as you can get when it comes to leather. Plus, no two top grains are identical-bringing a whole new meaning to “custom” covers. Now because of its natural state it will scratch, scar, crease, and color slightly different daily. The more worn it looks- the better it looks. The first leather couch you’ll have ever that you won’t mind people beating up. We’ve had our display model on the floor for a month or two now and it gets better every day. One of those things that gets better with age. Like Cougars and Manthers.
Mix a Top Grain Sactionals with some CowPhur oversized throw pillows and enjoy. Trust us.
You just got a new couch or you absolutely love your couch you already have (which makes us assume you are already a Sactionals owner-habit) but you are totally digging this Cigar Brown Top Grain Leather? Don’t worry, we have Sac packages in the Top Grain too.
Who knew you could have a couch with so much class and so much versatility? We did.
You may not always buy LoveSac, but when you do it’s for all your home furnishing needs.
And for your own entertainment, some really funny quotes from The Most Interesting Man in The World’s twitter account:
“He took a breathalyzer test and the result was FRESH”
“He once won a dog show, with his cat”
“He Knows 5 words that rhyme with Orange”
“He knows how much wood a woodchuck can chuck”
“He once talked Spongebob Squarepants into wearing Round Pants”
“Donald Trump used to be his Apprentice, He was fired”
“Lego’s are hurt by him when he steps on them”
“He once watched 60 minutes in half an hour”
“He took the bite out of the apple in the Apple logo”
“During the pledge of allegiance, everyone faces him”
“The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on a night when the pizza delivery man was two minutes late with his dinner”
“He was inducted into the baseball hall of fame as a bat boy”
“Jagger has moves like him”
“Batman sends him a signal when he’s in trouble”
“SWAT teams call him when they need backup”
“Ripley Can’t believe him”
“Before the NFL ended the lockout he had won his fantasy football league”
“You think Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon? Think again my friends”
“He once farted Beethoven’s 9th symphony in D minor”
“His beard once fought a hurricane and won”
“Freddy Krueger has nightmares about him”
“He is the reason Waldo is hiding”
“His beard is considered a deadly weapon in 23 countries”
“He solved all 99 of Jay Z’s problems”
And my personal favorite:
“He knows why the chicken crossed the road”